Do you remember what the official IRS number is? I got one of these calls yesterday and now I'm paranoid even though I'm 99% sure it's a scam.

The general IRS customer service number is 800-829-1040. When you call, be prepared for a long wait time, and have your tax return handy as they'll ask verification questions to confirm your identity. I recommend calling early in the morning right when they open or later in the evening before they close as those tend to have shorter wait times. You can also try calling mid-week as Mondays and Fridays are typically their busiest days.

Yes, these scams are successful enough that they keep doing them. My coworker's father lost $12,000 to an IRS scammer last year. They told him he had outstanding tax bills and would be arrested at work the next day if he didn't pay. They kept him on the phone for 5 hours while he went to different stores buying gift cards. He was too embarrassed to tell anyone until weeks later.

That's actually a really smart idea I hadn't considered. I could probably scrape together about $3,000 by the deadline. Would I just make a partial payment through the IRS website and then pay the remainder later? Or do I need to indicate somewhere that it's a partial payment?

Just make the payment through the IRS Direct Pay or another official payment method for whatever amount you can afford. There's no need to mark it as "partial" - the IRS system automatically matches your payments to your tax liability and will show any remaining balance due. Then when you get the rest of the money, make another payment for the remaining balance. The penalties and interest will only apply to the unpaid portion. Both payments would be made exactly the same way - there's no special process for making multiple payments.

For a 4-day late payment of $5,650, the math works out to: Failure-to-pay penalty: 0.5% per month, prorated for 4 days = about 0.067% × $5,650 = $3.78 Interest: Currently about 7% annually, prorated for 4 days = about 0.077% × $5,650 = $4.35 So total damage would be roughly $8.13 if paid exactly 4 days late.

Oh wow, I hadn't even thought about the FBAR requirements! Do you know if there's a specific form for that or is it part of the regular tax filing?

The FBAR (Foreign Bank Account Report) is actually filed separately from your tax return. It's officially called FinCEN Form 114 and must be filed electronically through the BSA E-Filing System. It's not part of your regular tax filing with the IRS. The deadline is technically April 15, but there's an automatic extension to October 15 if you miss the April deadline. The penalties for not filing can be pretty severe - starting at $10,000 for non-willful violations - so definitely make sure you file if your wife's foreign accounts exceeded $10,000 at any point during the year.

But don't you lose a bunch of tax benefits if you file separately? Like I think you can't claim education credits and some other stuff.

Oh man, another form I need to worry about? Is Form 5471 something I can handle myself or is this definitely something I should have my accountant prepare? And are there any specific schedules within Form 5471 that relate to Subpart F income reporting?

I strongly recommend having your accountant prepare Form 5471. It's one of the most complex IRS forms with multiple schedules and detailed reporting requirements. Schedule I specifically reports Subpart F income and is where you'll need to break down those passive investment earnings. Schedule J tracks your E&P balances which affect future distributions. And don't forget Schedule P for tracking previously taxed earnings. Even experienced accountants sometimes struggle with this form, so it's definitely not something I'd suggest handling yourself, especially with the significant penalties for errors or omissions.

Does making a 962 election make sense if most of the foreign income is already NOT Subpart F (like the consulting income mentioned)? Seems like it might create more complications than benefits in that case.

Do you think it would be better to just take the whole cost as a business expense? Like can't I just say it's 100% for the dog sitting since that's what ruined it? The living room is where all the dogs hang out during the day.

I wouldn't recommend claiming 100% business use if you actually use it for personal purposes too. The IRS specifically looks for people trying to deduct personal expenses as business ones. If you're honestly using it almost entirely for the business, you might be able to justify a higher percentage like 90%, but you should be truthful about any personal use. Better to take a slightly smaller legitimate deduction than risk problems with an audit by overreaching.

That approach doesn't actually change the tax treatment. Whether you use a business account or personal funds later reimbursed, the deductibility still depends on the business use percentage. The IRS cares about the actual use of the item, not which account you used to buy it.